HOW TO MAKE SURE YOUR COOKIE DONT GET SOGGY

How to get out alive!  A guide to making it through the day to day of living in a void!

·        Look for something funny in everything

·        Sing out loud for fun anytime that you can!

·        Dance even if its in your underwear

·        Relate to people you dont even know

·        When you find yourself being serious , stop!

·        Watch the old muppet shows they had it all, action, humor, love story

·       Spend time in a question even if its silly, my most recent was how many helium balloons do you need to make one pound zero?

·  If you have kids look and them and have a laugh there are going to have to go through some of the same crazy things you did.

·        Be thankful for the day, even if its terrible outside.

·      Remember some where and right now someone is having sex.

·    Remeber they weird things that you try to get your wife to do in the bedroom were probably tried by your father and mother in theirs (oh my).

·  Rember that they person that bugs you the most will be the one there when you need someone the most.

·   No matter how much money you make you will spend it.

·   The nicer the car you have and the house you own only proves the point above.

·        REMEMBER THAT NO MATTER WHAT, NONE OF US GET OFF THIS WORLD ALIVE.  SPEND THE MOMENTS YOU HAVE LIVING, LOVING AND LAUGHING.  IF YOU SPEND YOUR DAYS WISHING YOUR LIFE WAS DIFFERNT REMEMBER ONE THING, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME.